the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to become demented

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to eat food.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!