- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to absolutely nothing

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The ability to become visible at will.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

the power to jizz money

the power to sleep while standing!

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

Pointless Super Powers