to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The ability to jump

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to die early.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!