the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to die at will

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!