- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the power to become translucent

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to release the bogus

The ability to eat the red ones last

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

Pointless Super Powers