The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to not do it.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!