The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!