The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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75% levitation

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!