- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

the power to be super ugly

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

he power to make mistakes

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

ability to run very fast forever

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

Pointless Super Powers