the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!