- Pointless Super Powers

The power to not have a superpower

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The ability to control dairy products

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

to zap people but only yourself

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!