the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!