the power to animate condiments

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to get sick

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to die.

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!