- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make coma patients bark.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to have a V8

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to die

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to not exercise.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

Pointless Super Powers