- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

the power to jizz money

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

Pointless Super Powers