- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

A good Kisser

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to not care.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

Pointless Super Powers