the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!