- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to do blink every 20 years

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to be invisible when singing

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to lower your IQ at will.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

Pointless Super Powers