The power to turn water into wine.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to be heard in space

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!