The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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boo

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!