the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to create another human

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!