- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

+92

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

+90

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

+88

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

+86

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

+86

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

+86

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

+84

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

+84

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to smell people's moods

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to make everything worse

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

Liam Brudenell