power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the ability to post here

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to see through air

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!