- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to be powerless

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

hello

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to control dairy products

the power to fart your way to the moon

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

Pointless Super Powers