The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to get married

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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power to age faster

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!