The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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Being able to fly in place.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!