The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to see through air

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The ability to see through insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!