- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to take huge shits at will.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

Pointless Super Powers