The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

the power to turn food into shit

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

the power to turn into a tree

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

the power to die on the spot

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to be normal and average

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!