- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to take edible shits.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The ability to control dairy products

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to read this.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

Pointless Super Powers