The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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hello

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!