- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to become black!

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to morph into yourself

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

Liam Brudenell

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power to become translucent

Pointless Super Powers