The power to die using only your mind.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to become demented

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!