The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to summon a massive midget

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!