The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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A good Kisser

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Nope. Just nope.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!