- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to break a Nokia

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to climb up fallen trees

Pointless Super Powers