The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to be a common person

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!