- Pointless Super Powers

The power to run Crysis.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to fly but only in your room

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

the power to get sick

the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!