The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!