The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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boo

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!