- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to waste money

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to control yourself

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the ability to die on command

The power to cum out of your finger tips

Doing a handstand with your feet

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to fart on a plane.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

Pointless Super Powers