- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to never finish your sentences because

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to die when you get old

the power to read this sentence

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to poo without wiping.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

Pointless Super Powers