The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!