the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!