- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

yo mama

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

Pointless Super Powers