The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power of writte with our feets.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the ability to post here

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to see through air

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!