the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Being only half invisible.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!