The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to break a Nokia

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!