- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to fart through your mouth

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to know who farted at any time.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the ability to talk to humans

the ability to glow in the light.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The ability to police irony

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

Acid tears.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

Pointless Super Powers