The power to die at will

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to burn the sun.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!