- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to turn retarted

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

Pointless Super Powers