- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to become black!

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

Pointless Super Powers