- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to be really bad at CSGO

the ability to look into your brain

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to be french.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to have no superpower

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

Pointless Super Powers