- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

A good Kisser

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

Nope. Just nope.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to die on command.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to not care.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to plank

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

Pointless Super Powers