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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to sit

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to die early.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!