The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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to do nothing

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Being able to fly in place.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!