the power to dislike this power

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to know when men have erections

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!