the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to see the past.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!