the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to die at will

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!