the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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shit and piss at the same time

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!