The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The Power to Power

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!