- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to see through windows

The power to die when you get old

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

Pointless Super Powers