- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The ability to smell colors

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to breath Oxygen

The ability to police irony

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

the power to misspell

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

the power to be in AA.

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to lick your elbow.

Pointless Super Powers