The power to eat food.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!