The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!