The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power of writte with our feets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!