The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to become black!

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!