The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to live.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to see through glass

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!