The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to die

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be a common person

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to die.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!