The power to talk without a tongue

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the ability to see through air

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!