power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to be powerless

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The ability to control dairy products

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!