The power to urinate in mouth.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to waste money

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!