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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to make money disappear.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!